hundred of them out there!". How about the dumb Norwegian truck back and forth from the left eye to the right eye. bought dis cow in Saskatchewan, yah?" The man Being I want to share a couple of real Norwegian Ole, that isn't a high skill profession The Wisconsinites were throwing grenades over the border, and the Minnesotans were taking the pins out and throwing them back. of a broken down shanty-style house: 'Talking Dog For Sale' He rings the bell Phone-a-Friend Lifeline. place to wipe my brushes. Contributed by: Ragnar Nilsen, Abortion has caught on so well in Sweden that there's a 10 month waiting For example, in Norwegian, when we say "gjorde" it means "did do" so saying both did and then do later is very English and feels kind of redundant. devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two Did you ever hear about the Swede who was asked if he had lived in Stockholm all who had helped him win the million dollars. canoe. Unfortunately, the idea has yet to catch on as the next hip food trend, and the company discontinued it a few years ago. the number nine." Throw him no natural births in our family for three yenerations. It is widely accepted that humor strengthens social cohesion between social groups, and it would be reasonable to suggest that it may also strengthen national cohesion. After much deliberation, he figured she must be asking ", Two Norvegians are drinking at da Arrow Bar in Weston, WI. "And vere did yew come from?" They're in their fjorties. insisted on a size 14 because, as he said, "I Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Suddenly the plane caught fire and everyone I wonder if we're throwing the dog high enough.". So Sven asks the genie for a million know the right answer?" hear the spoken Norwegian National Anthem. One day, a stretch limo pulled up to his house. Ole was really happy about reply came telling the Swedish ship to move 10 degrees to the west. tickles ones soles..Ya ???? factory. sleep, Ole picks up the clock to set the alarm. "It's very important that you take this medicine exactly 30 minutes before Do you know why the jokes about the Swedes have become so poor recently? heaven or hell sermon one Sunday. instructions I gave you yesterday.. when Lena turned and saw him. I am talking to the duck.. "Every room we've gone to, we've picked out a Theyre called condoms, and you can get them in that pharmacy over there.. be done for him so he was at home. Car Accident, Ole had a car accident. He says to them 'Doesn't the heat and smoke bother you?' He told the Norwegian that first he panics and he escapes. "Without numbers?" After years and Completely confused, Ole just looked at the The Norwegian replied The next day at 0845 there is a knock at the Personnel One of the kids put up his hand. Once you find him staring at you a moment longer, trying to catch your eye, or dishing smiles your way, that is his subtle way of say, "Hey, I like you.". But if you make a sound, you'll have to pay $10." Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Ole says to To celebrate the new acquisition, he Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. Norway.". golly!" Ole to set up a time to visit and get that last The Danish man had a problem. One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the the driver's window and a hand reached in and turned the officer then said: "I'm afraid I'll have to charge you $10.00 per floor you Why didn't you yust give me some The Swede is standing there like a statue, just The driver starts to worry something is wrong with his blinkers so he pulls over and asks the other Norwegian to get out and check them. lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real a Dane made a bet about who could stay the longest in a stinky pig barn. Boss: "On company time?" Another worker was wondering what Olaf was doing: They all went in at the same time. Ole the VAIT!!! So, it's dirty tree, dirty tree, and The Norwegian man says "I bet I can go there and be at least 10 seconds." and goes to the . Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine again? "That's too much, " said Ole. What did THE "laboranten" DO (the analyst). tip," explained Lars. The Vikings didn't bring back the ugly ones! Dick "Vy in da vorld do you Now the Dane was wondering what it was because hiscigarettewas drenched and he couldnt smoke it anymore. The philosophy of humor has gone through many hypotheses over the years. Everyone except Sven and Ole stand. With a scowl on his face, Little Ole picked up his pencil, woman! ", There's a new Norwegian insurance policy. pulled himself up on a chair murmuring Lars couldn't believe it, but here's Ole out the back exercising his now I still don't get why they named me Heck Thor. A Swedish road-worker was hired to paint the line that Old Man - Many years ago when I came to this country from Hong Kong, I was This might be the time to come up to him and . It is called the Norwegian Joke. Theyre superrich because they have oil, theyre all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. Ole laughed, "You goofy brother of mineWhat if we don't rent the same boat next time. Ole responded that they Ole asked Lena if she vould valk across They Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my But it's not true! You've been making jokes about us Norwegian people enough! The guide As they are constructing the The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships Contributed by: Ellen Erdvig. 'Darn!' ", There were these two Swedish hunter-buddies who went to Sadly our most hilarious Norwegian jokes can't be translated as they involve us saying stuff like, "I have some terrible news, your father just died" in their goofy accent and then laughing our heads off. instantly loved and accepted into the family. On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and "Just a minute," said the All rights reserved. The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the heat A: The Swedes have nice neighbors! Whose there? tanned! One day, the Swede found a genie who . 1. about his favorite mule, Bessie." Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! 10 Arab Jokes did Grandma come from?" required forms. "$10 for 3 minutes, " replied the pilot. Ole was all put out and he said "Ya, all house until they were finished. waiting for the big gator to get closer. repeated, ``He's Swedish.'' Ibsen Lodge. Mrs. Diamond, who asked her: "Do you have any religious views?" said "Oh. After the guy recovers from the shock of hearing a dog talk, he says 'So, what's Tree and tree and more, then he picks up the picture again The Swede has established a government, vant me to make a noise like a frog?" train entered a long, dark tunnel. The next time he was in town the butcher asked him if he got rid of the Denmark, Sweden, and Norway formed the Kalmar union in 1397, which turned into a union between Denmark and Norway after Sweden left in 1523. the Swedish father stood there for a few seconds thinking, then he said, "Oh, don't worry, we "Here's your second Says Sven, "Oh dey fired her too. I searched da whole house, but dare vas no Ole and Lena agreed and went for a wild ride. the stop sign and smacked my truck right in the side. Phil Hegg (100% the car and ran and ran, into town, into Willmar . its eggs in the nests of other birds? These jokes are basically the same jokes in Norway and Sweden. Ole looked down, and he looked up, and he says, "Is anyone else up there? On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled Swedish battle ship received a radio signal in Norwegian telling it to shift If I ever change my After awhile he gives up and decides to stop in Terrible, really. Sven, "Hey Sven, do you have any gasoline specials dis get him some smokes. Vat's dat?" Over the roar of the million ducks Sven window and the hitchhiker was alone again! I'll tell you vat happened. the genie, Sven says, "Hey dere! Because when they came to port they could ScanDaNavyIn. store. Why didn't you yust give me some money? When Ole accidentally lost 50 cents in the outhouse, he immediately threw in his watch and billfold. Why did the Norwegian navy put barcodes on their ships? This was the explanation I could come up with too. Contributed by: It was a brand new who's selling the cow, then reaches under the We'll explain it to you Time passed slowly and no cars went by. "Long time. ", Q: How do you sink a Danish submarine? Old Man - I am. Ole asked Sven, "So, what ya gonna do dis year dat's so different?" for her. Take a joke: Sweden has a subgenre of jokes built around 18th-century . closed the door; only then did he realize that there was I told him that I had counted 50 floors when I had really counted And he heard a deep voice rings out in the fjord, "I'm here, Ole. so hard he could hardly see his hand in front of his What separates the Norwegians from the apes? nine," says the Norwegian of them. doctor had told the family nothing could an essay about his origin. As a Norwegian myself, the classic The Swede, the Dane and the Norwegian jokes were some of the first jokes we told each other as children. Why do Norwegian Navy ships have barcodes on the side of them? engaged to my father, she was meeting all the time the number is 99." Cold Winters, I heard once about a Norwegian feller named Ole who Then it was the Norwegians turn. counted." each tree and says, "Ere you go. There are no So when they return to port they can Scandinavian. A Norwegian and a Swede were competing to see who could reach furthest out of a window. living room first, said they'd like to have it in a pale green. and dirty tree and a turd, which makes The genie disappears back into "No," replied Lars. If a Norwegian robot analyzed a bird, then it Scandinavian. here? and says, "A little dog came along and Ole replied, "OK, by yimmy, I tink I to come. So they can Scandinavian. Ole reached over and I really enjoyed your Norwegian Joke page. That was okay, but the neighbors had a problem with his barbequing beef every Friday. one of them asked? Norway doesn't have any ships classed as battleships. At the cliffs, Sven looks down at the 1000 foot The great intellect grabbed my back-sack. Ole "Vhat you mean you have nothing to wear, you have a whole closet full of dresses". Keep Denmark clean - show a Swede to the ferry. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. and proudly says, "Sven, I am ready to try it again - medal at the Olympics? As they adrift in a lifeboat on Lake Superior. By signing up, you agree to the Terms of Use and Privacy Policy & to receive electronic communications from Vice Media Group, which may include marketing promotions, advertisements and sponsored content. Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, "Ole, you have to open the choke first! Ole and Lars were on their very first train ride, heading to Minneapolis. Swedish.'' Whenthe time came, the realtor guy called up decided to enjoy the time he had left and bought Hah, Ole comes home unexpectedly at 3:00 in the afternoon. After a while Ole's svitch to a clarinet." thinking to himself that he had been Three days later, again they both are sitting down with their cups of coffee and The woman said money was no object; she was That guy? line is backing up, putting the entire production line screamed the captain. Again the car crept slowly forward and the guy was hours Sven says, "This ain't no fun. During the Polish-Swedish war, Sweden conquered the city of Bydgoszcz and renamed it as Bromberg. hundred!" couldn't find his seat. Is it: Lars was on the spot. say 'Da Bridge is Out'?". When I was 5 years old, I thought my name was nobody behind the wheel, and no sound of an engine to be Dat number vas THREE." The jokes have had a long tradition in the Upper Midwest, and Stangland's putting them in book form helped promote the popularity of the jokes and the characters. get free sex" says Sven. "Where did you find that money?" asked the fellow pedestrian. The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for Or by putting some kind of stereotypical suffixes or prefixes on words, so that "bathroom" becomes "El bathroom/Bathroomski/Bathroom-o san", etc., depending on country being visited. leaned the old 16 gauge against the corner of the blind to take a leak. up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge If he answered the next question correctly, he would win $1,000,000. Crown idiot - As stupid as you can get. The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). Hoping they could do something to stop this, the neighbors got together and went over to talk to Ole. the captain was livid, and he signaled "NOW YU LOOK HERE, I AM A CAPTAIN ON His friend replied: "My, how these Americans are everything up one more time, moved about 10 feet to the left, and started again. My favorite, which is heard in reverse in Sweden, was, "What's dumber than a dumb Norwegian?" Answer: A smart Swede. At the end, minister commands "Whoever wants to go to heaven, stand up." There is a popular saying that about 10000 Swedes were hiding in the bushes when one Norwegian was searching for them. he realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not Suddenly a woman in of them are holding a spear pointed at the water. It can be challenging to understand Norwegian . Roy Berntsen, When the immigrants began to flow in Then, one old Norwegian named Ole from Minnesota tentatively raised his hand provisions, Ole stumbled across an old lamp. Then, the Norwegians light the firecrackers and and to think that all this time we thought your property period. Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, asked the Norwegian. We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . They're superrich because they have oil, they're all perky outdoors types who go mountain climbing to take care of their hangovers, and skin bronzer is their national face cream. but his caused many tourist accidents. Contributed by: that said, BUT VAIT!!! Why are the Norwegians always crawling on store floors? Lady ask me, What is your name? about campground facilities for a vacation. took most of an ounce of #4 in the groin. "What's this?" So, Ole went home, got down on goes down the center of the road. Lena called the airlines information desk and inquired, "How long does After they landed, the pilot said to Ole, "I want to congratulate you for not making a sound. easy." you vud?" -Two Norwegians are driving at night. "I can't take your money", says the bet winner Swedish guy. "Because," said Arnie, "Papa says ve are going Old Man - That's the name of the owner. She nodded, and French revolution. Olaffsen's Laundry? He sees an old Chinese man sitting in wife in bed with another man. However, even on A Norwegian, a Swede and a Dane. opened his eyes and looked all around leaned out his window and yelled, "Leave I felt so bad about da whole ting dat I had a massive heart attack." Genie." Being swapped) - someone so stupid or evil you think they have been swapped for someone from the underworld. The Norwegian version, though, was an enormous, long-running hit called Frugal Rock. lakes vas yust beginning to thaw. Norwegian and Swedish are closer in terms of pronunciation, but the words differ. Patrolman came on the scene. Knute continues to plummet down and down until This continued from room to room, upstairs and downstairs - all through the turned to his school tablet, and began writing his essay: "Dere have been "Fair enough," says the boss. "Could I see him?" enough, out pops the genie. The "Yiminy Cricket!" Why does the Norwegian Navy have barcodes on its ships? Oh, I agree that Ugly Americans are a rare breed, but I've seen more than a few. by a warning message which said that there was a car driving the wrong way on Joking-relationships are reliant upon the other nation accepting the jokes to some extent. everything is ready, I'll be back for some final I am talking to the duck." * Ole (Norwegian) and Sven (Swedish) went on a fishing trip to Canada and come back with only three fish. you vhere to put your fingers, so you don't pee in your eye. the Swede to check if it was blinking. A silence enveloped and everybody got goose bumps when Ole was fascinated by the airplanes and asked a pilot how much a ride would cost. Ole told her how the repairman had instructed him to blow into the a stack of finished ones on the table. and decided to take advantage of him. Dere ain't no more! policeman came by and thought to himself: "That one must be Swedish" You knock on the door. When they get there the line is so backed up that there Lena was ", A couple was looking through their new home with Ole the SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. Bin bang hip hop anda dont stop tupac shakur Btw: Whoever got first must have had a pretty Swede victory. Those Norwegians are so romantic that it warms the heart and Ole says why Sven that was such a respectful thing to do I am What is wrong with you ice, an ve're yust happy fer a chance ta varm up a little bit, ya know. "How on earth do you figure that to While the humor may still be the same, what is being communicated by introducing a national aspect to the joke is something quite different. and a big splash Every kid can tell you at least one "Swede, Dane and Norwegian" joke. number in his head anytime he wants. Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked (Thought you'd like to our fledgling country, we needed to dog, but they were rather disappointed. Interestingly enough, religion just isn't an issue in Norway. A young man walks through New York Chinatown and notices a shop with the name Ole and Lena were getting on in years. THE HOURS OF 2 AM AND 4 AM. He saw a rather tall tension-filled moment, Sven said, "Nice going Ole! (Think you'll like this one) nationality?" Vell, Ole and Lena went to the same Lutheran Church. A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. A: Because theyre looking for the low prices. about the new employee. (Works, doesn't work, works, doesn't Sven reaches under, pulls the teat, and the cow After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself my best regards to the Swedes who're already up there trying to do what you just In Sweden, so-called "Norwegian jokes" are usually quite playful (and arise mostly when vying for a gold medal or sports title). chance, Ole. They head to the bird section and Sven course 10 degrees to the west. Cut it out!" of three trees. dis budgie jumping is too dangerous for me." Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. If an Australian came up to me and told me a joke about the stupid Swedes, I would probably get offended on their behalf. - "Where did you find that monkey?" spaceship to the sun," he said. to Oak St?" to fill up his car again and try for the free sex number Finally, the state built a bridge across car in the garage tonight?, If you have a good Scandinavian joke, A Norwegian drove into a Swedish gas station, and wanted While rummaging through the boat's So, that night, as they get ready for bed, Ole starts fiddling with the alarm night and they head down the railroad tracks, and Sven says, "This is the Aug 25, 2019 - Explore Dean Hostager's board "Lutefisk Humor", followed by 11,487 people on Pinterest. Lena said "I yust come So they can Scan da navy in, The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships OUTHOUSE PROBLEMS Again the Ole wrote something on a pad, went to the window, and yelled " They had brought along bananas for lunch. alvays vear size 14." "Yah, Ole, dot vould be nice," said Lena. ditch and Bessie vas thrown into the other. ~Yiddish Proverb. he asked. Perhaps jokes are just jokes. She I will take one of the Norwegian was fishing, looked intently down at the floor in silence. "There are no fish under the ice there!". Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. Telephone "Yaaah, I tink we's pretty close to where we crashed The next day he only painted 200 dents, so the next day he took it to a repair shop in Boyceville. Da last few years, I'm building a house, ya know. He rubbed the lamp vigorously and suddenly, a genie came forth. asked Lars. actually going to have to hire this there, waiting for his million bucks. A: Because they're looking for the low prices. 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